yoalankun: Song of the Day: 7/28/2012 (Kaskade...
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
Me: MOM, COME OVER AND KILL THIS SPIDER FOR ME!!
Mom: Just leave it alone! It won't do anything to you!
Me: NOOO, IT'S THE ONE THAT BIT ME THREE TIMES. PLEASEEEE! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!
Me: PLEASE!! I WILL GIVE YOU $5!
Mom: *Comes over and squished it with a napkin*
Me: ... you love $5 more than me ...
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
strengthissexy: - Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet. The only thing wrong with sex? When it’s not consensual. Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Best 4th of July ever!
Fun, laid-back, spontaneous, romantic. This is one of those memorable summer nights. &Best of all, I get to sleep in my buifriend’s oversized jacket while listening to him sing my favorite song over the phone :’D Sweet dreams x3