July 2012
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yoalankun:
Song of the Day: 7/28/2012 (Kaskade...
My dentist once told me that letting go is like...
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Me: MOM, COME OVER AND KILL THIS SPIDER FOR ME!!
Mom: Just leave it alone! It won't do anything to you!
Me: NOOO, IT'S THE ONE THAT BIT ME THREE TIMES. PLEASEEEE! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!
Mom: *Silence*
Me: PLEASE!! I WILL GIVE YOU $5!
Mom: *Comes over and squished it with a napkin*
Me: ... you love $5 more than me ...
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There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
strengthissexy:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
Best 4th of July ever!
Fun, laid-back, spontaneous, romantic.
This is one of those memorable summer nights.
&Best of all, I get to sleep in my buifriend’s oversized jacket while listening to him sing my favorite song over the phone :’D
Sweet dreams x3
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